The MasterChef Junior Power Rankings: Judges for Dinner

MasterChef Junior Andrew

The junior cooks did not have to go and catch alligator to cook it, which would have made for a for more entertaining show, but they all did manage to pull off making decent alligator dishes.  One of the junior cooks was even looking forward to cooking up some judge for dinner.  If only we could get these kids to executive produce this show.  Straight from the laboratories of Stocking Blue, here is our weekly look at the happenings of the previous episode and our highly scientific power ranking of the MasterChef Junior cooks. READ MORE

The Sleepy Hollow Power Rankings: Art Irritates Life

Sleepy Hollow Evan Miller

Ichabod and Katrina continue their endless soap opera saga and Abbie and Jenny start venturing into a soap opera of their own.  The character this series is based on, the Headless Horseman, is nowhere to be seen and the most interesting character has gone missing entirely.  What is the point anymore?  Really, everyone here should just lose points for wasting our time with this nonsense.  Straight from the Stockingblue laboratories, here are this week's Sleepy Hollow power rankings. READ MORE

The Apprentice Power Rankings: The Catfight

The Apprentice Brandi Glanville

Brandi and Kenya go at each other and one takes the high road while the other takes the low road.  Geraldo manages to keep on squeaking by even though both of his teams losses were attributable to his ideas (and ego).  Straight from the laboratories of Stocking Blue, here is our weekly look at the happenings of the previous episode and our highly scientific power ranking of The Celebrity Apprentice contestants. READ MORE

The Shark Tank Power Rankings: Lovely Lights

Shark Tank Lori Greiner

The sharks invested in five out of the eight companies that presented to them in last week's two episodes.  Barbara and Lori invest in a company that has increased sales by a factor of ten, and they did this to spite the guys.  Straight from the laboratories of Stocking Blue, our weekly look at the happenings of the previous episode and our highly scientific power ranking of the Shark Tank investors. READ MORE

I’ll Eat You Before You Eat Me, the MasterChef Junior Recap

MasterChef Junior Riley

In the third episode of the third season of MasterChef Junior titled, "Grandad Gordon!" the junior cooks cook with old ingredients and then get to cook alligator assuming it doesn't eat them first.  Joe also impresses all with his yoga skills. READ MORE

What’s a Bloody Painting Worth, the Sleepy Hollow Recap

Sleepy Hollow James Colby's painting

Art is the focus of the 13th episode of the second season titled, "Pittura Infamante," where an art restorer brings life to a long forgotten painting and life and death do a dalliance that confuses the mortals of Sleepy Hollow.  Frank returns from the dead, a dead painter lives in an otherworldly realm and goes back and forth as he chooses, and corpses come alive once detached from the instruments of their death. READ MORE

Joe the Yogi, the MasterChef Junior Awards

MasterChef Junior Joe Bastianich

The junior cooks get to see the master chefs as they would look considerably older.  But odor takes center stage as stinky socks and rotting food make for the best moments of the episode.  They are only topped by Joe's attempt at yoga.  Here are the most entertaining moments from this week's episode of MasterChef Junior. READ MORE

Art Kills, the Sleepy Hollow Awards

Sleepy Hollow asses

Orgasms brought on by inanimate objects, strange candles hanging off of chandeliers, living corpses, and bloody murderers.  All of these things can be found in a single episode of television's most peculiar show.  Here are the greatest moments from this week's episode of Sleepy Hollow. READ MORE

Give Me Sandwiches or Give Me Death, The Apprentice Awards

The Apprentice Kenya Moore

Finally, an episode in which Geraldo was overshadowed by others.  Unfortunately, that was the housewives Brandi and Kenya.  Meanwhile, Kate continued her crusade to stay alive by having lunch.  Here are the most entertaining moments from this week's episode of The Apprentince. READ MORE

The Easily Amused, the Shark Tank Awards

The Shark Tank Robert Herjavec

Robert stole the show last week as he was both a gentleman and a person that is amused by the simplest things.  We can see Robert staring into a light for the next several weeks, so expect him to be a bit off as he has a new toy to keep him completely occupied for the time being.  Here are the most entertaining moments from the latest episode of Shark Tank. READ MORE

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