Big Brother Probabilities and Predictions: Saint Donny Versus Coconuts in the Tenth Eviction

Tonight the house guests gather to vote out another of their housemates.  Their options are either Saint Donny or Coconuts.  How will the vote go?  Here is a brief synopsis of what is going on in every contestant's head. READ MORE

The Big Brother Power Rankings: Passing Out in Toilet Stalls

Big Brother Victoria Rafaeli

Frankie loves amateur hour and Victoria passes out by toilets.  This is what happens when every interesting person is voted out early in the season.  Straight from the Stockingblue laboratories, here are the Big Brother power rankings. READ MORE

The Big Brother Recap: Frankie Grande’s Ridiculous Show

Big Brother Victoria Rafaeli

Donny and Nicole
may be headed for a fall

but we will not know
until the power of veto

Until then, they're left
with each other to console

Caleb thinks Donny's a genius
Caleb's obviously delirious

Team America Sucks, the Big Brother Picture Book

Big Brother Donny Thompson
"I can't believe I'm on the block again." READ MORE

Trousseaux, "Lost Shadow Rites"

Trousseaux - Lost Shadow Rites from Mikolaj Szatko on Vimeo.

the editorial effect

The predator
as architect


The MasterChef Power Rankings: Big Willie’s Still a Big Winner

MasterChef Courtney Lapresi

What the hell judges?  They just got rid of Big Willie!  What were they thinking.  What's next?  Getting rid of Lushly?  All of Cuntessa's rivals are disappearing, and the Cuntessa is making a bee line to the finals.  Straight from the Stockingblue laboratories, here are this week's MasterChef power rankings.  Below, the home cooks and their ranking based on their performances this week. READ MORE

Cuntessa Kills Willie and Elizabeth Kills Kittens, the MasterChef Recap

MasterChef Elizabeth Cauvel

The Cuntessa enters the room
and proclaims it her kitchen

She calls the other contestants
mere headless chickens

The judges ask that they
open a drawer by their stations

In them they find letters
from their closest relations

Who Will the Governor Debate?

Last week the Governor attempted to keep Zephyr off the Democratic primary ballot.  He failed.  He has decided to give up.  Now everybody's pressuring him to debate every opponent he has, and on top of all that, The New York Times that always endorses the favorite to win, just snubbed him, the clear favorite to win.  Not a good week for the Governor.  This week's installment of the "New York State Gubernatorial Candidates Power Standings (or something like that)" sees Cuomo losing the top spot to Zephyr.  This week's roundup below. READ MORE

Klangkarussell, "All Eyes on You"

KLANGKARUSSELL // All Eyes On You from Edward John Drake on Vimeo.

Lights beam by
up high

In the street
a man does lie


The Big Brother Power Rankings: Derrick Dust in Toady’s Eyes

Big Brother Cody Calafiore

Donny and Nicole are targets for eviction again by the ubiquitous Bomb Squad and the oblivious Victoria.  Toady once again proves that Derrick is his brain and there is nothing he can do without him.  Straight from the Stockingblue laboratories, here are the Big Brother power rankings. READ MORE

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