Leslie turns to wine, Elise turns to tears, and Elizabeth and Christian pull out the wins in the ninth episode of the fifth season of MasterChef. Straight from the Stockingblue laboratories, here are this week's MasterChef power rankings. Below, the home cooks and their ranking based on their performances this week. READ MORE
The "greatest" home cooks in America attempt to fillet a salmon and then cook it. This proves too much of a task for one of them and leads to a panic attack. Just think, so many people have been eliminated before her. Just how great are these home cooks? Later, the cooks prepare an Italian dish, and Leslie reveals why he's so irritated with everyone all the time: wine. READ MORE
All looked good for the Governor last week when he showed to have more money in campaign funds than all his rivals combined. This week, another poll reveals another large lead for the Governor. However, an investigation by The New York Times reveals that the Governor's hands may not be so clean when it comes to the closing of the Moreland Commission, the commission he created to halt corruption in Albany. This week's installment of the "New York State Gubernatorial Candidates Power Standings (or something like that)" sees Cuomo maintaining the top spot. This week's roundup below.
Fourteen contestants have been trapped inside a house for over a month and they start to reveal all of their crushes. Cody is in love with Zac Efron (surprised?), Dumber is in love with doing dumb things and is oblivious to the storms around her, Cody is pissed Bitchany doesn't adore him all day long, and poor Victoria finds out that no one wants to cuddle with her. Straight from the Stockingblue laboratories, here are the Big Brother power rankings. READ MORE
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"Social Q's" is Philip Galanes's advice column in the New York Times. Every Tuesday in Anti-Social Q's, I will answer the same questions as "Social Q's," with a greater regard for the sad state of the human condition.
This week Philip deals with a bunch of lost causes. Someone cannot take a compliment, someone keeps seeking advice from strangers, a grandmother has gone senile and thinks conversation with a teenager will be interesting, and the owner of a bloodthirsty dog wants people to forgive and forget.
Two new heads of household are crowned, and love, money, and scandal and their curious ways help the heads of household pick their nominations. In this the 12th episode of the 16th season of Big Brother Cody worries about Caleb as Dumber continues to be dumb, Cody reveals his love for Zach Efron, and Jocasta speaks a special language that only God can understand. READ MORE
America's "greatest" home cooks and a couple of cunts try to cook up a fillet of salmon. Elise, the town crier, breaks down tonight so we are sure to be in for a treat. But who goes home tonight? Some of the contestants have been shown in the intros of the first two episodes in team challenges that have not aired yet. This is our weekly look at which contestants have a shot at making it through to next week. Our MasterChef probabilities and predictions below. READ MORE