Drag Day Afternoon

Every weekday we bring you Live at Five in Five, a series that highlights the most noteworthy events of the day in our fair City in five paragraphs, sentences, words, or letters.

A man obsessed with women's feet was on the prowl today in the city.  After sniffing stinky toes he made a run for it.

He and his accomplice got into a Porsche and stole some leather pants.

The Porsche eventually ran out of gas, and he and his accomplice had to hurriedly hail a cab.

They were trying to sign up for the Bushwick Drag Fest, but alas they did not make it in time.

They dressed in their drag and went to a lesbian bar where a scuffle ensued and in the end they said, "You guys can kiss my ass."


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September 6th, 2013  10:28 AM

Wow, an exciting day, and I missed all of these.


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September 6th, 2013  11:55 AM

Why are all pervs stink sniffers?