Every weekday we bring you Live at Five in Five, a series that highlights the most noteworthy events of the day in our fair City in five paragraphs, sentences, words, or letters.
A man obsessed with women's feet was on the prowl today in the city. After sniffing stinky toes he made a run for it.
He and his accomplice got into a Porsche and stole some leather pants.
The Porsche eventually ran out of gas, and he and his accomplice had to hurriedly hail a cab.
They were trying to sign up for the Bushwick Drag Fest, but alas they did not make it in time.
They dressed in their drag and went to a lesbian bar where a scuffle ensued and in the end they said, "You guys can kiss my ass."
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