Ring. Ring. This is surely the worst way to wake up, Walter thought. His eyes, heavy. His mood, groggy. "Hello?" "Oh, sorry, wrong number."
Image courtesy of Orin Zebest.
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I keep forgetting to look at those. Someone should just post them in the comments.
OK, who snuck into my bedroom?
I thought that was me.
Same here. Waking up early is such a crime.
This is me today.
This story must be from before the time of the smartphone.
Who takes photos when there’s backlight. This is my biggest peeve.
I like when people do that. Forces you to fill in the details.
I do it to everyone I dislike.
Oh my, I just discovered my new early morning activity. Now I just need a bunch of phone numbers.
Use time zones to your advantage.
And spice it up a bit, instead of “sorry, wrong number” try “go back to bed.”
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