The British Parliament returned to session this week after a whole month off for Easter recess. Apparently the Labour Party fell into a stupor and have not since recovered. Every single question they asked was rebutted with relative ease by Prime Minister Butch/David Cameron. Adrian Mole/Ed Miliband did not even bother trying. A really sad attempt. Below, the highlights of this week's session if you could even call them that.
The session's festivities kicked off with the Conservative parliamentarian David Amess requesting that a referendum on the European Union be moved up due to his mother's advanced age.
Conservative parliamentarian Richard Ottaway asked a question on slavery in Britain.
Liberal Democrat Bob Russell pointed out some corruption in the Conservative Party and received this reply.