Popes, Rattles, and Dopes

Every day on the Daily Poet we present the day's news in poetry form.  Do you want to play too?  Simply pick a news item and place your poem in the comments below.  Poetry and news.  These two were meant to be wed.

The Cardinals
they'll vote for Pope

Is that democracy?
Oh no, no, nope

Los Angeles
shook, shook, shook

And New Yorkers can
still drink the dope

Isn't that
what it's all about?

Popes, rattles, and dopes
Popes, rattles, and dopes



The Livid Librarian
March 12th, 2013  9:36 AM

The Pope is a dope
I said the Pope is a dope
The Pope is a dope

March 12th, 2013  10:41 AM

They’re voting for pope
to stop earthquakes in LA
and stop New York sweets

March 12th, 2013  12:43 PM

Here comes a new pope
a billion Catholics hope
that he’ll rope-a-dope

March 12th, 2013  4:27 PM

Everyone’s a dope
dope dope dope dope dope dope dope
everyone, a dope