The World’s Greatest City (of Stink, Humid Heat, and Complaining about Things)

Alphabet City

The world's greatest city, they say
heat, humidity, and stink all the way

How do we get fooled into this
Who convinced us that this endless summer shit is bliss?

Get me out of this town
Get my face out of this frown

When will the winter come?
I say not soon enough

I want to complain about the gray fucking slush
snowbanks that resemble mush

Why cannot this city do any season right?
Why must I suffer this fucking plight?

Action, adventure, and excitement, they say
For now, I just wish all the greatness go away

Image courtesy of Salim Virji.



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September 3rd, 2013  3:30 PM

Yay, I can comment! No more talking to myself all day long. Where did you go Henry?

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September 3rd, 2013  6:13 PM

Nice to know my favorite complaining about the weather blog is back up and running.

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September 4th, 2013  10:10 AM

It’s much cooler today, you should be happy. I will be on the lookout for a happy Henry post.