The Twin Peaks How To: Secure a Job in Las Vegas

Twin Peaks Candie, Mandie, Sandie

Getting a job in a city of sin isn't too difficult.  And if people by the names of Candie, Mandie, and Sandie can do it, so can you.

  1. Wear a pink skirt.
  2. Find two other people that are willing to do the same.
  3. Take forever to answer questions from the boss.
  4. When asked to bring someone to the boss, have a lengthy conversation with that person.
  5. Know how to kill a fly.
  6. Have a thorough understanding of climate control systems and the weather.
  7. Know how to pour a glass of whiskey while making various poses.


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