The Twin Peaks How To: Secure a Job in Las Vegas
Getting a job in a city of sin isn't too difficult. And if people by the names of Candie, Mandie, and Sandie can do it, so can you.
- Wear a pink skirt.
- Find two other people that are willing to do the same.
- Take forever to answer questions from the boss.
- When asked to bring someone to the boss, have a lengthy conversation with that person.
- Know how to kill a fly.
- Have a thorough understanding of climate control systems and the weather.
- Know how to pour a glass of whiskey while making various poses.