The Twin Peaks Power Rankings: A Piece of Cake

Twin Peaks Dale Cooper

An endless series of vignettes tries to tie the storylines together.  Straight from the Stockingblue laboratories, here are this week's Twin Peaks power rankings for this week's episode.

1.  Dale Cooper -- FBI agent NO CHANGE

Twin Peaks Dale Cooper

  • Impresses a doctor and Janey-E with his physique.  Plus 5.
This week's total: 5
Cumulative total: 134

2.  Chief Tommy 'Hawk' Hill -- Deputy NO CHANGE

Twin Peaks Deputy Chief Tommy 'Hawk' Hill

  • Receives a message from the Log Lady.  Plus 5.
This week's total: 5
Cumulative total: 60

3.  Tamara 'Tammy' Preston -- FBI agent ▲3

Twin Peaks Deputy Tamara 'Tammy' Preston

  • Is happy to see Albert and Constance together.  Plus 2.
  • Finds footage of Mr. C by the glass box.  Plus 20.
This week's total: 22
Cumulative total: 57

4.  Janey-E Jones -- Housewife ▼2

Twin Peaks Janey-E Jones

  • Wakes up Sonny Jim in the middle of the night.  Minus 5.
This week's total: -5
Cumulative total: 50

5.  Gordon Cole -- FBI agent NO CHANGE

Twin Peaks Deputy Gordon Cole

  • Is happy to see Albert and Constance together.  Plus 2.
  • Sees a vision of Laura.  Zero.
This week's total: 2
Cumulative total: 44

6.  Albert Rosenfield -- FBI agent ▲1

Twin Peaks Deputy Albert Rosenfield

  • Is on a date with Constance.  Plus 2.
  • Finds out that Diane is sending messages to Mr. C.  Plus 10.
This week's total: 12
Cumulative total: 42

7.  Constance Talbot -- Police officer ▲1

Twin Peaks Constance Talbot

  • Is on a date with Albert.  Plus 2.
This week's total: 2
Cumulative total: 26

8.  Margaret Lanterman -- Log lady NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Margaret Lanterman

  • Delivers a message to Hawk.  Plus 10.
This week's total: 10
Cumulative total: 25

9.  Lucy Brennan -- Receptionist ▲5

Twin Peaks Lucy Brennan

  • Keeps an eye on Chad as she notices he's acting suspiciously.  Plus 10.
This week's total: 10
Cumulative total: 12

10.  Carl Rodd -- Trailer park owner NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Carl Rodd

  • His little song is cut short by shattering glass.  Minus 5.
This week's total: -5
Cumulative total: 10

11.  Nadine Hurley -- Housewife NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Nadine Hurley

  • Has started a business out of her silent drape invention.  Plus 10.
This week's total: 10
Cumulative total: 5

12.  Benjamin Horne -- Businessman ▼1

Twin Peaks Benjamin Horne

  • Turns to Beverly as soon as he's stressed.  Minus 10.
This week's total: -10
Cumulative total: 2

13.  Dr. Lawrence Jacoby -- Psychiatrist NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Dr. Lawrence Jacoby

  • Really has it out for the powers that be.  Zero.
This week's total: 0
Cumulative total: -23

14.  Diane Evans -- Secretary ▲4

Twin Peaks Diane Evans

  • Is working with Mr. C.  Minus 20.
This week's total: -20
Cumulative total: -43

15.  Rodney Mitchum -- Businessman NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Rodney Mitchum

  • Accidentally gets whacked in the head when Candie tries to take out a fly.  Minus 5.
  • Plans to take out Dougie.  Minus 50.
This week's total: -55
Cumulative total: -55

16.  Bradley Mitchum -- Businessman NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Bradley Mitchum

  • Is glad he doesn't have to spend money on taking out Ike.  Minus 10.
  • Plans to take out Dougie.  Minus 50.
This week's total: -60
Cumulative total: -60

17.  Anthony Sinclair -- Insurance salesman NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Anthony Sinclair

  • Sets up Dougie for a hit.  Minus 50.
This week's total: -50
Cumulative total: -65

18.  Duncan Todd -- Office worker ▲1

Twin Peaks Duncan Todd

  • Coerces Anthony to set up Dougie to the Mitchum brothers.  Minus 50.
This week's total: -50
Cumulative total: -100

19.  Chad Broxford -- Deputy ▲1

Twin Peaks Deputy Chad Broxford

  • Intercepts a letter to the sheriff.  Minus 25.
This week's total: -25
Cumulative total: -112

20.  Jerry Horne -- Businessman ▲1

Twin Peaks Jerry Horne

  • Still out of it in the woods.  Minus 10.
This week's total: -10
Cumulative total: -120

21.  Ike 'The Spike' Stadtler -- Hitman ▲3

Twin Peaks Ike 'The Spike' Stadtler

  • Will not be whacked by the Mitchums.  Plus 25.
This week's total: 25
Cumulative total: -250

22.  Richard Horne -- Ruffian NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Richard Horne

  • Attacks someone in a trailer.  Minus 50.
  • Tells Chad to intercept a letter to the sheriff.  Minus 50.
  • Robs a loved one.  Minus 100.
This week's total: -200
Cumulative total: -350


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