The Twin Peaks Power Rankings: Cooper Still in a Stupor

Twin Peaks Dale Cooper

Plot returns to the series as does the cast.  Straight from the Stockingblue laboratories, here are this week's Twin Peaks power rankings for this week's episode.

1.  Dale Cooper -- FBI agent NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Dale Cooper

  • Offers up Ike's palm to the police.  Plus 10.
This week's total: 10
Cumulative total: 129

2.  Janey-E Jones -- Housewife NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Janey-E Jones

  • Does all the talking for Dougie.  Zero.
This week's total: 0
Cumulative total: 55

2.  Chief Tommy 'Hawk' Hill -- Deputy NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Deputy Chief Tommy 'Hawk' Hill

  • Gets a clue from Major Briggs.  Plus 5.
This week's total: 5
Cumulative total: 55

4.  Frank Truman -- Sheriff NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Sheriff Frank Truman

  • Gets a clue from Major Briggs.  Plus 5.
This week's total: 5
Cumulative total: 47

5.  Gordon Cole -- FBI agent NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Deputy Gordon Cole

  • "Cooper flew the coop."  Plus 2.
  • "Apologies in advance for Albert."  Plus 5.
  • No apologies for Diane's rude behavior.  Minus 10.
This week's total: -3
Cumulative total: 42

6.  Tamara 'Tammy' Preston -- FBI agent NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Deputy Tamara 'Tammy' Preston

  • Tells Gordon not to smoke.  Plus 2.
This week's total: 2
Cumulative total: 35

7.  Albert Rosenfield -- FBI agent NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Deputy Albert Rosenfield

  • "What happens in season two?"  Plus 2.
  • "Fruitcake, anyone?"  Plus 5.
This week's total: 7
Cumulative total: 30

8.  Constance Talbot -- Police officer NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Constance Talbot

  • Keeps up with Albert's banter.  Plus 5.
  • Lets Gordon and company know about the ring.  Plus 5.
This week's total: 10
Cumulative total: 24

9.  Bushnell Mullins -- Insurance salesman NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Bushnell Mullins

  • Puts in a good word for Dougie.  Plus 5.
This week's total: 5
Cumulative total: 17

10.  Bobby Briggs -- Deputy NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Bobby Briggs

  • Knows how to open the device his dad left for him.  Plus 5.
  • Gets a clue from Major Briggs.  Plus 5.
This week's total: 10
Cumulative total: 15

11.  Benjamin Horne -- Businessman NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Benjamin Horne

  • Keeps his distance from Beverly.  Plus 2.
This week's total: 2
Cumulative total: 12

12.  Betty Briggs -- Housewife NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Betty Briggs

  • Hands the device Major Briggs was hiding to Frank, Bobby, and Hawk.  Plus 10.
This week's total: 10
Cumulative total: 10

13.  Dave Macklay -- Detective NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Detective Dave Macklay

  • Lets Diane know that she can't smoke in the building.  Plus 2.
  • Fills Gordon in on the developments that led to the finding of Major Briggs's body.  Plus 10.
This week's total: 12
Cumulative total: 3

14.  Cynthia Knox -- Lieutenant NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Cynthia Knox

  • Informs the FBI about Major Briggs.  Plus 5.
This week's total: 5
Cumulative total: 2

14.  Lucy Brennan -- Receptionist NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Lucy Brennan

  • Compromises with Andy on the color of their next chair.  Plus 2.
This week's total: 2
Cumulative total: 2

16.  Beverly Paige -- Receptionist NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Beverly Paige

  • Continues to flirt with Benjamin.  Minus 2.
This week's total: -2
Cumulative total: -6

17.  Andy Brennan -- Deputy NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Deputy Andy Brennan

  • Compromises with Lucy on the color of their next chair.  Plus 2.
This week's total: 2
Cumulative total: -8

18.  Diane Evans -- Secretary NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Diane Evans

  • Cannot stop with the profanities.  Minus 10.
  • Gets a message from Mr. C.  Minus 5.
This week's total: -15
Cumulative total: -23

19.  Duncan Todd -- Office worker NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Duncan Todd

  • Has to do something he's not too happy about before Mr. C calls him again.  Minus 10.
This week's total: -10
Cumulative total: -50

20.  Chad Broxford -- Deputy NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Deputy Chad Broxford

  • Has lunch in the conference room.  Minus 2.
This week's total: -2
Cumulative total: -87

21.  Jerry Horne -- Businessman NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Jerry Horne

  • Drugged out of his mind.  Minus 25.
This week's total: -25
Cumulative total: -110

22.  William 'Bill' Hastings -- Principal NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks William 'Bill' Hastings

  • All that crying.  Minus 10.
  • Met Major Briggs.  Plus 20.
This week's total: 10
Cumulative total: -130

23.  Mr. C -- FBI agent possessed by Bob ▼18

Twin Peaks Mr. C

  • Is completely healed.  Plus 10.
This week's total: 10
Cumulative total: -227

24.  Ike 'The Spike' Stadtler -- Hitman NEW ENTRY

Twin Peaks Ike 'The Spike' Stadtler

  • Gets arrested.  Minus 50.
This week's total: -50
Cumulative total: -275


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