One Bad Yeast Infection, the MasterChef Picture Book

MasterChef Courtney Lapresi
"All these pawns are below me."

MasterChef Gordon Houston
Gordon got sick and he's out of the competition.  He's fine though.

MasterChef live seafood
"Today's mystery box challenge is live seafood."

MasterChef Kira Novak

MasterChef Ahran Cho
"So, Ahran, who do you think is the best chef here?"

MasterChef Ahran Cho

MasterChef Joe Bastianich and Graham Elliot
"What about Courtney?"

MasterChef Ahran Cho
"You guys are just favoring her."

MasterChef Ahran Cho
"Francis, Christian, and Ahran, you all had the best dishes, but Ahran wins."

MasterChef Gordon Ramsay
"So who do you want eliminated today and why?"

MasterChef Ahran Cho
"Courtney, because she's a fake bitch!"

MasterChef Gordon, Graham, and Joe
"What do you want your competitors to cook today: doughnuts, cookies, or muffins?"

MasterChef Gordon Ramsay
"It's time to make the doughnuts."

MasterChef Courtney Lapresi
"Shit, I have a yeast infection!"

MasterChef Ahran Cho
"That's what you get for being a dirty cunt!"

MasterChef Courtney Lapresi
"Does anyone have any yeast?"

MasterChef Victoria Scroggins
"I wouldn't give her any yeast even if it came with a yeast infection."

MasterChef Francis Legge
"I have some yeast."

MasterChef Ahran Cho
"Oh fuck Pajamas, what are you doing?"

MasterChef Francis Biondi
"My doughnuts look like flat tires."

MasterChef Kira Novak
"I forgot my shortening."

MasterChef Ahran Cho
"Ahran, you get to save one competitor."

MasterChef Courtney Lapresi
"Pawns shouldn't be allowed to save anyone."

MasterChef Ahran and Francis
"I'm saving Francis and his flat tires."

MasterChef Courtney Lapresi
"Courtney, what happened to your high heels?"

MasterChef Courtney Lapresi
"I had to run around a lot."

MasterChef Gordon Ramsay
"This doughnut's salty!"

MasterChef Gordon and Courtney
"Without your heels, you're nothing, you're nothing more than a pair of high heels."

MasterChef Elizabeth Cauvel
"Good job Ahran, let's steal her heels!"

MasterChef Ahran Cho
"Courtney you yeast infected cunt!"

MasterChef Leslie Gilliams
"I call my doughnuts, 'Malibu sunshine.'"

MasterChef Elizabeth Cauvel

MasterChef Francis and Leslie
"The best doughnuts were made by Francis and Leslie."

MasterChef Kira, Cutter, and Courtney
"The worst doughnuts were made by Kira, Cutter, and Courtney."

MasterChef Kira Novak
"Goodbye Kira."



Profile photo of The Letter YThe Letter Y
June 17th, 2014  12:42 PM

Can’t kill the cunt (not even with a yeast infection).

Profile photo of photog17photog17
June 17th, 2014  12:56 PM

Ahran does not talk all season and when she does it’s fake bitches this and fake bitches that. I couldn’t believe my ears.

Profile photo of photog17photog17
June 17th, 2014  12:57 PM

You really pick up on the subtle cues the contestants give to each other. I missed almost all of these.

    Profile photo of blybly
    June 17th, 2014  1:24 PM

    I’ve noticed that Elizabeth is really expressive with her face. So is Ahran, I’m surprised they waited this long to show Ahran.

Profile photo of Shoe-InShoe-In
June 17th, 2014  2:03 PM

Leslie cracks me up with his obliviousness.

Profile photo of MissAdviceMissAdvice
June 17th, 2014  4:59 PM

Next week Ahran takes on Leslie. I can’t wait!

Profile photo of grapevinegrapevine
June 18th, 2014  2:15 PM

I love how mouths are blurred when people curse, just in case some lip-reader child is watching the show.