Visionaries without Vision, the MasterChef Quotable Quotes

MasterChef Kentucky

Gordon visits Kentucky, Wolfgang offers Gordon a better look, and the judges argue over Brandi's presentation.  These are this week's MasterChef quotable quotes. READ MORE

The Great Snark Off, the MasterChef Quotable Quotes

Master David Williams and Tanorria Askew

Dan schools David on manners and David and Tanorria attack each other's dishes.  These are this week's MasterChef quotable quotes. READ MORE

Getting Passionate with Champagne, the MasterChef Quotable Quotes

Master David Williams

Brandi and Katie get inside David's head, David loses it, and Gordon feels up a fake nipple.  These are this week's MasterChef quotable quotes. READ MORE

Fear in the Kitchen, the MasterChef Quotable Quotes

MasterChef Christina Tosi

Brandi offers a lesson in geography, Christina tries to scare the home cooks, and Nathan fails at consoling Eric.  These are this week's MasterChef quotable quotes. READ MORE

Oh Nathan, the MasterChef Quotable Quotes

MasterChef Nathan Barnhouse

Andrea looks forward to an elimination, Dan, Eric, Shaun, and Edward have a fun little back and forth, and Nathan keeps doing his thing.  These are this week's MasterChef quotable quotes. READ MORE

The Sailor’s Birthday, the MasterChef Quotable Quotes

MasterChef anchor cake

Nathan wants to pee, Dan doesn't want balls, and Dan explains his cake.  These are this week's MasterChef quotable quotes. READ MORE

Sassy Shelly, the MasterChef Quotable Quotes

MasterChef Shelly Flash

Shelly questions Holy Hetal's judgment, repeatedly, and Tommy has a flair for fashion.  These are this week's MasterChef quotable quotes. READ MORE

Take a Bite of This, the MasterChef Quotable Quotes

MasterChef Shelly Flash and Gordon Ramsay

Gordon has feelings for Tommy, Shelly wonders about Claudia, and Gordon has no qualms biting into a stuffed condom.  These are this week's MasterChef quotable quotes. READ MORE

The Fire Inside, the MasterChef Quotable Quotes

MasterChef Stephen Lee

Stephen burns on the inside, Crucified gets crucified, Kerry sees the future, and Graham has never had two eggs before.  These are this week's MasterChef quotable quotes. READ MORE

Don’t Judge a Cake by Its Cover, the MasterChef Quotable Quotes

MasterChef birthday cake

Derrick impersonates Olivia, and Charlie is on the receiving end of the judges' banter, first for burning carrots, then for his amazing birthday cake.  These are this week's MasterChef quotable quotes. READ MORE