A Preview of Tonight’s Vice Presidential Debate

Paul Ryan
Hey, you are an idiot.

Joe Biden
No, no, YOU are the idiot.

Paul Ryan
I don't think so

Joe Biden
Listen I have been in this town a long time, I know an idiot when I see one.

Paul Ryan
That is right, you have been in Washington so long, you do not know what is right from wrong.

Joe Biden
Oh, don't worry about that, I KNOW the right is wrong.

Paul Ryan
Uh . . .

Joe Biden
That's right, cool as a cucumber.

Joe Biden
High five!

Paul Ryan
You are too partisan!

Joe Biden
You're worse!

Paul Ryan
Oh really?  Check this out, I am hanging out with this "likeable guy."

Joe Biden
That's nothing, I know these guys.

Joe Biden
And this guy who is so obviously a one percenter.

Joe Biden
And this guy.  Bet you can't guess who is more handsome.

Joe Biden
And even the devil incarnate.

Paul Ryan
Not fair.

Paul Ryan
Yeah, well I am a wonk!

Joe Biden
You're a wank that is what you are.

Paul Ryan
You want a piece of me?

Joe Biden
Bring it!

Paul Ryan
Vote for me America.

Joe Biden
Vote for me America.

You are an idiot, you do not know what is right from wrong, you are too partisan, and you want a piece of me images courtesy of Gage Skidmore.
I don't think so image courtesy of love4utah.
I am a wonk image courtesy of Medill DC.


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8 comments

Avatar of WilltheDillWilltheDill
October 11th, 2012  5:18 PM

I lost it at that uh picture.


Avatar of sarahbsarahb
October 11th, 2012  5:54 PM

Bet you can’t guess who is more handsome.
What is he representing with his hands there? Big old handsome Joe.


Avatar of MyNameIsMeMyNameIsMe
October 11th, 2012  6:11 PM

Is that Teddy Roosevelt in the I know these guys picture?


Avatar of MyNameIsMeMyNameIsMe
October 11th, 2012  9:53 PM

This thing is coming true. How did you know it would turn out like this?


Avatar of BillOReillysUncleBillOReillysUncle
October 12th, 2012  3:26 AM

Paul is right. Not fair! You gave Biden 13 pictures, and Ryan 10. Librl bias. Aaaargh.