Escape from this Hellish Hades
Oh, when will we be done with this wretched hell?
What the hell is that smell?
This city is not at all very swell
This heat is horrendous
What kind of psychopath looks forward to this?
Who thinks burning in hell feels like bliss?
Where is it cold this time of year?
Not here, and definitely nowhere near
As an added bonus
you get to avoid those noisy New Yorkers
Ah, the people of the coldest climes
what mountains do I need to climb
to see some frost in the summer season?
I cannot wait to commit my New York treason
Image courtesy of Sarah_Ackerman.