Pain Is Relative, The Amazing Race Picture Book

The Amazing Race Seth and Olive
"Can we get some tickets to Brazil please."

The Amazing Race Shamir, Seth, Floyd
"They're typing so slow."

The Amazing Race Shamir Arzeno
"I could walk to Brazil faster."

The Amazing Race Sara Fowler
"So do it."

The Amazing Race Vanck and Ashton
"We just agreed with Matt and Redmond that the first two teams to make it to the heliport would flip a coin."

The Amazing Race Redmond Ramos
"Agreement canceled."

The Amazing Race Ashton and Vanck
"Revenge is always best served cold."

The Amazing Race Redmond and Matt
"Let's not let them see us pouring water into the barrel."

The Amazing Race Vanck and Ashton
"Why were those two hiding this from us, it's so obvious we have to do it."

The Amazing Race Brooke and Scott
"Oops!"

The Amazing Race Brooke and Scott
"Don't worry about my arm Scott, we need to win this race.  I can always buy another one later."

The Amazing Race Brooke Camhi
"Besides, I still have one perfectly functioning arm."

The Amazing Race Sara and Shamir
"Can we cancel this race, I have a little bruise on my hand."

The Amazing Race Sara Fowler
"My teammate is the worst."

The Amazing Race Matt and Redmond
"Where is this cyclist?"

The Amazing Race Ashton and Vanck
"Haha suckers!  That's what you get for reneging on our agreement."

The Amazing Race Ashton and Liz
"This leg of the race demands that you play clean."

The Amazing Race Brooke and Scott
"I have a broken arm and you're afraid of heights.  Now what?"

The Amazing Race Scott Flanary
"I sure hope I don't break my arm as well falling all this distance.  But then again I won't have to deal with heights.  What a conundrum!"

The Amazing Race Liz and Michael
Phil: "You two came out of nowhere to finish first."

The Amazing Race Vanck, Ashton, Liz, Michael
Phil: "Vanck and Ashton, you two finished second."

The Amazing Race Vanck and Ashton
"All that matters is that we beat Matt and Redmond."

The Amazing Race ambulance
Shamir: "Waah!  My harness is too tight."

The Amazing Race Sara Fowler
"Is my teammate aware that there's a racer without a leg and another with a broken arm?"

The Amazing Race Phil Keoghan and greeter
"Hey Shamir, why aren't you complaining about your shirt being too tight?"

The Amazing Race Shamir and Sara
"Not funny."

The Amazing Race Jessie and Francesca
Phil: "Jessie and Francesca, you two finished last and are eliminated from the race."


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