Pain Is Relative, The Amazing Race Picture Book
"Can we get some tickets to Brazil please."
"They're typing so slow."
"I could walk to Brazil faster."
"So do it."
"We just agreed with Matt and Redmond that the first two teams to make it to the heliport would flip a coin."
"Revenge is always best served cold."
"Let's not let them see us pouring water into the barrel."
"Why were those two hiding this from us, it's so obvious we have to do it."
"Don't worry about my arm Scott, we need to win this race. I can always buy another one later."
"Besides, I still have one perfectly functioning arm."
"Can we cancel this race, I have a little bruise on my hand."
"My teammate is the worst."
"Where is this cyclist?"
"Haha suckers! That's what you get for reneging on our agreement."
"This leg of the race demands that you play clean."
"I have a broken arm and you're afraid of heights. Now what?"
"I sure hope I don't break my arm as well falling all this distance. But then again I won't have to deal with heights. What a conundrum!"
Phil: "You two came out of nowhere to finish first."
Phil: "Vanck and Ashton, you two finished second."
"All that matters is that we beat Matt and Redmond."
Shamir: "Waah! My harness is too tight."
"Is my teammate aware that there's a racer without a leg and another with a broken arm?"
"Hey Shamir, why aren't you complaining about your shirt being too tight?"
Phil: "Jessie and Francesca, you two finished last and are eliminated from the race."