Sun Baked Pork Chops, the MasterChef Junior Picture Book
"Hey Gordon, let's take these children out in the summer heat and get them lost in the desert."
"Let's also stick them in a hot kitchen."
"These two have lost their minds."
"They've probably been out in the sun too long."
Gordon: "Peyton and Evan are the team captains."
Gordon: "Peyton's blue team consists of Justise, Jasmine, Shayne, Gonzalo, and Lila."
Gordon: "Evan's red team consists of Avani, Adam, Afnan, Cydney, and Mark who have gone delirious in the heat."
Gordon: "Listen up teams! You will be making the perfect pork chop."
"You lunatics are making gravy in this heat? How long have you all been out in the desert sun."
"That's what I've been trying to tell everyone, and we would not have fried our brains in the desert heat if Gordon did not get us lost."
"I'm going to remember that."
"How tiny are the potato pancakes that come from this potato?"
"That's what I've been trying to tell everyone."
"Who put this pork in the oven? The desert sun would heat it better!"
"Don't blame us, some idiot got us lost in the scorching heat of the desert."
Gordon: "Now this has been out in the sun too long."
"So have we."
Gordon: "Red team wins!"
"Tonight you will be making matryoshka boxes."
"Just kidding, you'll be making macarons."
"I'm putting bacon in mine."
"How much time did I leave you in the sun for?"
"There go my macarons!"
"Just make a new batch Lila."
Gonzalo: "My macarons resemble our heads after being in the desert sun for hours. It's an art project."
Gordon: "Lila and Gonzalo, you two made it to the top 12 and you should be proud of that. Congratulations, and keep cooking!"