Fri Feb 22, 2013
5:27 PM

The Story of the Central Park Snowmen

Bethesda fountain

We took a stroll through the park the other day and we were surprised to see New Yorkers we never saw before.  They were all made of snow.  They were having a real big ball.  So we took some pictures for you all.  Enjoy the snowmen, snowwomen, snowchildren, and snowanimals of Central Park!

Snowman
This snowkid is really excited.

Snowman
Snowgrandpa cracks a smile.

Snowman
Even snowdad smirks a bit.

Snowwoman
Snowmom looks very motherly.

Snowmen
A pet snowturtle is enjoyed by a whole snowfamily.

Snowwoman
A snowgirl dances.

Snowman
Snowmenace wants to shitball fight.

Feces
Snowy Shitballs.

Snowcat
Why does this snowcat look so worried?

Stone cat
Stone cat knows no snow.

Used predominantly to help children read, picture books contain images with a short statement underneath.  In the Picture Book series, we hope to use the same technique to present a storyline that appeals to audiences of all ages, and to show that this format does not necessarily need to be limited to younger readers.  Feel free to provide alternative captions and create a new story with the images above.

Bethesda fountain image courtesy of Shannon.


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8 comments


Avatar of Mr. DotdotdotMr. Dotdotdot
February 22nd, 2013  5:33 PM

Do not look at these if you are eating.



Avatar of BigBlueBenBigBlueBen
February 23rd, 2013  12:45 AM

One of these is not like the others.



Avatar of sarahbsarahb
February 25th, 2013  10:44 AM

Snowmenace also left a trail of urine behind.




Avatar of MissAdviceMissAdvice
February 25th, 2013  4:52 PM

Looking at these pictures makes me feel cold.



Avatar of Mr. DotdotdotMr. Dotdotdot
February 25th, 2013  6:00 PM

I love how someone put that hexagonal thing on that turtle. Snowmenace is terrifying.



    Avatar of WilltheDillWilltheDill
    February 25th, 2013  6:23 PM

    I even like the grimace on snowmenace. Somebody put a lot of thought into that. Some of those shitballs look stepped on. I am guessing not everyone got to appreciate the artistic value of snowmenace. For shame.



Avatar of cardstandcardstand
February 25th, 2013  9:11 PM

Dude, don’t bother using the zoom on your camera, we can see everything from way back here.