Every weekday we bring you Live at Five in Five, a series that highlights the most noteworthy events of the day in our fair City in five paragraphs, sentences, words, or letters.

Ed Koch has been sent to intensive care.  Apparently without Ed in good health, the city's citizens cannot communicate with each other causing confusion everywhere.

The former mayor of New York known for asking, "How am I doing?" is in intensive care.  The dire straits of the city's most communicative mayor has led the city to massive miscommunication.

The current mayor got a little testy when asked about his sexual remarks the other day.  He kept calling the infamous inquisitive reporter "miss" even though he frequently calls her by name.

It turns out that the cop that was forced to have sex for a promotion was in a consensual relationship and wound up killing himself because his superior wanted to end the relationship.  This is now turning into a case of she said he's dead.

A couple of musicians protecting their ears insulted a bucket drummer.  If the musicians cannot communicate amongst themselves what hope do the rest of us have?

A man from Ohio thought he was buying some expensive eggs from a Central Park gallery, but it turns out the eggs were rotten.  Communication people, use it.

Image courtesy of Terry Ballard.