Mr. Freeze Invades Gotham

Mr. Freeze

Every weekday we bring you Live at Five in Five, a series that highlights the most noteworthy events of the day in our fair City.

Gotham is in the deep freeze this week.  After the city has been spoiled with two warm winters in the past two years, the city returns to its ice cold temperatures this year, even if it is for just one week.

Mr. Freeze has attacked Gotham even going so far as to freeze the city's water fountains.  Where is Batman when you need him?

The only villains that can get away from Mr. Freeze's jets of ice are the banksters.  While Mr. Freeze is placing icicles all around Gotham, the banksters are burning buildings.

People in restaurants are making their voices heard in their brave stance against Mr. Freeze by requesting that waiters serve ice on the side.  That will show him.

Human security guards cannot operate in these ice cold conditions, and bodegas are turning to cats.  It is unknown if Catwoman is involved.

And finally New York's largest zine, the Village Voice is doing its part in the battle against Mr. Freeze by telling the denizens of Gotham how to deal with the cold.

Image courtesy of Mike.


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Profile photo of FlossyFlossy
January 24th, 2013  11:37 AM

Wasn’t Catwoman a villain?


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January 24th, 2013  12:21 PM

Amazing how futuristic one can look with a fish bowl over their head.


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January 24th, 2013  1:53 PM

New York’s largest zine, the Village Voice

I LOLed.