Dimly Lit

Umbrellas
A poorly thought out business plan.

Bidet notice
Improper uses of bidets.

Advertisement
Marketers' magic formulae.

Lamp
Not a single bright bulb in the room.

Used predominantly to help children read, picture books contain images with a short statement underneath.  In the Picture Book series, we hope to use the same technique to present a storyline that appeals to audiences of all ages, and to show that this format does not necessarily need to be limited to younger readers.  Feel free to provide alternative captions and create a new story with the images above.

Sunny sales image courtesy of Tilemahos Efthimiadis.
Rectal regulations image courtesy of Christopher.
Asinine adverts image courtesy of caesararum.
Blank bulb image courtesy of wilvia.


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15 comments


Avatar of MyNameIsMeMyNameIsMe
January 17th, 2013  9:46 PM

I wonder what sales were like in the first picture. And no, black, red, and blue umbrellas do not make for good parasols.



Avatar of cardstandcardstand
January 17th, 2013  11:41 PM

Where is that first picture. No railing? WTF? That is some interesting patch work of blocks on that sidewalk.



Avatar of BigBlueBenBigBlueBen
January 18th, 2013  6:27 AM

On #3: Killing your customers is really the worst business model ever.



Avatar of PeanutPeanut
January 18th, 2013  8:28 AM

Wouldn’t you have to stick your head in the toilet bowl to “shower” with a bidet? And if not, someone actually pulled that thing out of the toilet and figured, “Let me drench myself in this?”