
A poorly thought out business plan.

Improper uses of bidets.

Marketers' magic formulae.

Not a single bright bulb in the room.
Used predominantly to help children read, picture books contain images with a short statement underneath. In the Picture Book series, we hope to use the same technique to present a storyline that appeals to audiences of all ages, and to show that this format does not necessarily need to be limited to younger readers. Feel free to provide alternative captions and create a new story with the images above.
Sunny sales image courtesy of Tilemahos Efthimiadis.
Rectal regulations image courtesy of Christopher.
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15 comments
January 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
I wonder what sales were like in the first picture. And no, black, red, and blue umbrellas do not make for good parasols.
January 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
A sucker is born every sunny second?
January 17th, 2013 11:41 PM
Where is that first picture. No railing? WTF? That is some interesting patch work of blocks on that sidewalk.
January 18th, 2013 11:03 AM
Probably in one of those countries that is overdue for an overthrowing of its government, and if not, why not?
January 18th, 2013 11:33 AM
Definitely not the US. I see like a million lawsuits that can be filed based on that single picture.
January 18th, 2013 2:03 PM
The mortar work on those tiles is something to behold.
January 18th, 2013 7:41 PM
Refreshing to see a place where people are not treated as idiots.
January 18th, 2013 6:27 AM
On #3: Killing your customers is really the worst business model ever.
January 18th, 2013 11:04 AM
Well at least you get one sale. I cannot imagine that scenario occurring in #1.
January 18th, 2013 11:34 AM
Plus you run the risk of someone pushing you into the water, and running off with your inventory. Give me my MBA!
January 18th, 2013 2:03 PM
You sound like a seasoned economist.
January 18th, 2013 3:40 PM
I like the freedom of no railings. I wonder what the rate of people falling in is?
January 18th, 2013 8:28 AM
Wouldn’t you have to stick your head in the toilet bowl to “shower” with a bidet? And if not, someone actually pulled that thing out of the toilet and figured, “Let me drench myself in this?”
January 18th, 2013 11:01 AM
Welcome to planet earth!
January 18th, 2013 11:01 AM
Welcome to the human race!