Every weekday we bring you Live at Five in Five, a series that highlights the most noteworthy events of the day in our fair City.
The castrating killer is back in the news as the closing arguments began today. Amazingly the testicular sacrifice he practiced has created an unusual series of events for the City. Crime vanished for a day yesterday, lights took over the night skies, and horses and zebras frolicked freely in the streets.
An electronic rainbow appeared out of nowhere, as an homage to the homosexual man whose testicles were sacrificed over one month ago.
The Empire State Building will now be bathed in 16 million colors of light. No rainbow can compete with that.
Even Rockefeller Center will have a light display tonight. All these lights lighting up the night sky have sent unusual signals to the wild animals of the City.
A horse and zebra were running through the streets of Staten Island. Testicular sacrifice people. It is a magical thing.