The Apprentice Power Rankings: Phonegate

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Donald Trump paged George Steinbrenner and fired over half the remaining contestants.  Geraldo somehow manages to keep getting by.  What is his secret?  Now Leeza has no competition to her win except Geraldo's massive luck.  Straight from the laboratories of Stocking Blue, here is our weekly look at the happenings of the previous episode and our highly scientific power ranking of The Celebrity Apprentice contestants.

Geraldo -- Talk show host/egomaniac

  • On Kenya's booty: "To that magnificent . . ."  Plus 5.
  • His obsession with Kenya's ass.  Minus 20.
  • On the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 10.
  • Asks Kenya to swear that she didn't take Vivica's phone.  Plus 10.
  • On the winning team in the second challenge.  Plus 10.
  • This week's total: -5.
  • Cumulative total: 354.


Leeza -- Journalist

  • On the winning team in the first challenge.  Plus 10.
  • Geraldo's team requested she join their team.  Plus 50.
  • Managed the winning team in the second challenge.  Plus 25.
  • Got $100,000 for her charity.  Plus 100.
  • This week's total: 185.
  • Cumulative total: 305.


Vivica -- Actress

  • Sensitive about her body image.  Minus 20.
  • On the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 10.
  • "That's a dirty ass bitch right there."  Plus 10.
  • "You are just a toxic trick."  Plus 10.
  • That prayer in the boardroom.  Plus 20.
  • "Bye trick."  Plus 10.
  • On the winning team in the second challenge.  Plus 10.
  • This week's total: 70.
  • Cumulative total: 65.


Brandi -- Reality star

  • To Johnny: "You look the most Hawaiian."  Plus 10.
  • On the winning team in the first challenge.  Plus 10.
  • Her level of excitement when she found out Kenya was fired.  Plus 5.
  • To an annoying Ion: "I would like you to sit and shut the fuck up."  Plus 20.
  • Managed the losing team in the second challenge.  Minus 25.
  • Was fired.  Minus 250.
  • This week's total: -230.
  • Cumulative total: 15.


Ion -- Actor/sensitive about his name

  • Those horrible slogans.  Minus 10.
  • Sourced a helicopter.  Plus 25.
  • On the winning team in the first challenge.  Plus 10.
  • Could not concentrate on his slogan and went in the recording studio to come up with basically nothing.  Minus 25.
  • Made everyone uncomfortable in the recording studio.  Minus 10.
  • "You're good with a pen.  Crossing out things."  Plus 5.
  • "Ian wants to win."  Plus 5.
  • On the losing team in the second challenge.  Minus 10.
  • Confused the hell out of Trump by claiming his jingle was better than not claiming his jingle was better.  Plus 20.
  • Wound up confusing himself as well.  Minus 20.
  • Was fired.  Minus 250.
  • This week's total: -260.
  • Cumulative total: -88.


Johnny -- Former baseball player

  • Utilized Leeza's presentation skills.  Plus 10.
  • Managed the winning team in the first challenge.  Plus 25.
  • Forgot his own jingle.  Minus 10.
  • On the losing team in the second challenge.  Minus 10.
  • Was fired.  Minus 250.
  • This week's total: -235.
  • Cumulative total: -190.


Kenya -- Miss USA/reality star

  • Her babies love buns idea.  Minus 25.
  • Associating bread with ass.  Minus 25.
  • Managed the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 25.
  • Was fired.  Minus 250.
  • This week's total: -325.
  • Cumulative total: -435.



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