The Apprentice Power Rankings: Two Rocky Boats

The Apprentice Geraldo, Sig, Vivica

Geraldo and Kenya just cannot stop annoying everyone, albeit in an entertaining way.  But Kenya kissing up to the Trumps is just inexcusable.  And for two more challenges, Geraldo manages not to get fired even though some of the ideas he pushed were responsible for the team's losses.  Straight from the laboratories of Stocking Blue, here is our weekly look at the happenings of the previous episode and our highly scientific power ranking of The Celebrity Apprentice contestants.

Geraldo -- Talk show host/egomaniac

  • His historical reenactment idea was actually pretty good.  Plus 20.
  • His nonretractable latching on to the Hooters girls was not.  Minus 50.
  • Could not shut up as a tour guide.  Minus 25.
  • "Look at that beautiful building."  Minus 25.
  • "Screw the terrorists."  Minus 25.
  • On the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 10.
  • His obsession with that blue monster drink.  Minus 25.
  • On the losing team in the second challenge.  Minus 10.
  • This week's total: -150.
  • Cumulative total: 359.


Brandi -- Reality star

  • Got that "Manhattan Mardi Gras" was not an appropriate theme for a Circle Line tour.  Plus 20.
  • Managed the winning team in the first challenge.  Plus 25.
  • Got $50,000 for her charity.  Plus 50.
  • Convinced Trump to give Sig $25,000 to Sig's charity.  Plus 25.
  • Was able to answer the hotel executives questions about their hotel.  Plus 25.
  • On the winning team in the second challenge.  Plus 10.
  • This week's total: 155.
  • Cumulative total: 245.


Ion -- Actor/sensitive about his name

  • On the winning team in the first challenge.  Plus 10.
  • "Permanent but movable."  Minus 5.
  • Was very resourceful as project manager.  Plus 25.
  • Brought in a golf instructor for the golf part of the second challenge.  Plus 10.
  • Didn't know the details about the hotel when the executives asked him about it.  Minus 50.
  • Couldn't name Trump's hotel to Trump.  Minus 50.
  • Managed the winning team in the second challenge.  Plus 25.
  • This week's total: -35.
  • Cumulative total: 172.


Leeza -- Journalist

  • Made a great tour guide.  Plus 25.
  • On the winning team in the first challenge.  Plus 10.
  • On the winning team in the second challenge.  Plus 10.
  • This week's total: 45.
  • Cumulative total: 120.


Johnny -- Former baseball player

  • On the winning team in the first challenge.  Plus 10.
  • Couldn't get his golfer friend to show up.  Minus 20.
  • On the winning team in the second challenge.  Plus 10.
  • This week's total: 0.
  • Cumulative total: 45.


Vivica -- Actress

  • On the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 10.
  • On the losing team in the second challenge.  Minus 10.
  • Those personal attacks on Kenya's appearance.  Minus 25.
  • This week's total: -45.
  • Cumulative total: -5.


Kenya -- Miss USA/reality star

  • That ridiculous song.  Minus 25.
  • On the winning team in the first challenge.  Plus 10.
  • Spent so much time complaining about Vivica.  Minus 25.
  • On the losing team in the second challenge.  Minus 10.
  • To the Trumps: "You guys really are the first family of America."  Ugh.  Minus 50.
  • This week's total: -100.
  • Cumulative total: -110.


Kate -- Television personality

  • Knows how to handle Geraldo and manages to get him to ditch his first idea.  Plus 20.
  • Which leads to him pushing for Hooters girls instead.  Minus 10.
  • On the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 10.
  • Could not get her display to portray luxury.  Minus 10.
  • Managed the losing team in the second challenge.  Minus 25.
  • Was fired.  Minus 250.
  • This week's total: -285.
  • Cumulative total: -270.


Sig -- Captain

  • "If we have to sell women's undergarments, I'll do it tomorrow."  Plus 10.
  • Partly responsible for bringing the Hooters girls on the tour.  Minus 25.
  • That breakdown with the bartenders.  Minus 25.
  • Managed the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 25.
  • Got $25,000 for her charity.  Plus 25.
  • Was fired.  Minus 250.
  • This week's total: -290.
  • Cumulative total: -285.



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