The Apprentice Power Rankings: The Catfight

The Apprentice Brandi Glanville

Brandi and Kenya go at each other and one takes the high road while the other takes the low road.  Geraldo manages to keep on squeaking by even though both of his teams losses were attributable to his ideas (and ego).  Straight from the laboratories of Stocking Blue, here is our weekly look at the happenings of the previous episode and our highly scientific power ranking of The Celebrity Apprentice contestants.

Geraldo -- Talk show host/egomaniac

  • "My mind, it's like a volcano, it's constantly spewing.  I am amazed by my own endless creativity, I don't mean that to be egotistical."  Plus 10.
  • Came up with the sidewalk cafĂ© concept.  Minus 50.
  • On the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 10.
  • That sausage analogy.  Minus 20.
  • Claims he can sing the Chock Full o'Nuts theme song in any genre.  Minus 50.
  • Wearing that tuxedo everywhere.  Plus 20.
  • On the losing team in the second challenge.  Minus 10.
  • This week's total: -110.
  • Cumulative total: 509.


Ion -- Actor/sensitive about his name

  • Photographed 100 shoes.  Plus 10.
  • On the winning team in the first challenge.  Plus 10.
  • King Kong on top of the Empire State Building?  Take it easy on that coffee Ion.  Minus 50.
  • Became a control freak with the shooting of the commercial.  Minus 25.
  • On the winning team in the second challenge.  Plus 10.
  • This week's total: -45.
  • Cumulative total: 207.


Brandi -- Reality star

  • On the winning team in the first challenge.  Plus 10.
  • Shoots down Ion's King Kong idea in the most professional way.  Plus 20.
  • That play fight with Kenya.  Plus 20.
  • Maintains her composure after Kenya's vitriolic statement.  Plus 25.
  • On the winning team in the second challenge.  Plus 10.
  • This week's total: 85.
  • Cumulative total: 90.


Leeza -- Journalist

  • On the winning team in the first challenge.  Plus 10.
  • Managed the winning team in the second challenge.  Plus 25.
  • Got $40,000 for her charity.  Plus 40.
  • This week's total: 75.
  • Cumulative total: 75.


Johnny -- Former baseball player

  • On the winning team in the first challenge.  Plus 10.
  • "I'm there right now."  Plus 10.
  • On the winning team in the second challenge.  Plus 10.
  • This week's total: 30.
  • Cumulative total: 45.


Vivica -- Actress

  • Managed the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 25.
  • On the losing team in the second challenge.  Minus 10.
  • This week's total: -35.
  • Cumulative total: 40.


Kate -- Television personality

  • Picked out fresh flowers.  Plus 10.
  • On the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 10.
  • Was picked to go to the boardroom.  Minus 20.
  • Called in a celebrity hairstylist to do her hair for the Chock Full o'Nuts commercial.  Zero.
  • On the losing team in the second challenge.  Minus 10.
  • This week's total: -30.
  • Cumulative total: 15.


Sig -- Captain

  • "Why have all our tasks been so feminine lately?  I can't find my penis in the morning."  Plus 20.
  • On the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 10.
  • On the losing team in the second challenge.  Minus 10.
  • This week's total: 0.
  • Cumulative total: 5.


Kenya -- Miss USA/reality star

  • Gets the whole piano and Nordstrom concept.  Plus 10.
  • "Power up your sole."  Plus 10.
  • Managed the winning team in the first challenge.  Plus 25.
  • "Crown me, crown me, crown me."  Minus 5.
  • That victory twirl.  Plus 10.
  • That play fight with Brandi.  Plus 20.
  • Mentions Brandi taking personal shots at her and follows it with some low blows against Brandi.  Minus 50.
  • On the winning team in the second challenge.  Plus 10.
  • This week's total: 30.
  • Cumulative total: -10.


Lorenzo -- Actor

  • On the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 10.
  • "The brand is so old, it is perfect for Geraldo."  Plus 25.
  • Managed the losing team in the second challenge.  Minus 25.
  • Was fired.  Minus 250.
  • This week's total: -260.
  • Cumulative total: -235.


Shawn -- Olympian/gymnast

  • Came up with several good ideas for the mobile truck shoe campaign.  Plus 10.
  • Did not step up to be project manager however.  Minus 10.
  • On the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 10.
  • Was picked to go to the boardroom.  Minus 20.
  • Was fired.  Minus 250.
  • This week's total: -280.
  • Cumulative total: -270.



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