The Apprentice Power Rankings: The Biggest Cock of the Roost

The Apprentice Geraldo Rivera

It takes a special kind of person to be a celebrity, and with this show, our celebrities inner celebrity shines out for the whole world to see.  Once again, this continues to be the Geraldo show and not even a couple of housewives can steal the show from him.  Straight from the laboratories of Stocking Blue, here is our weekly look at the happenings of the previous episode and our highly scientific power ranking of The Celebrity Apprentice contestants.

Geraldo -- Talk show host/egomaniac

  • That intimate moment with Johnny Damon.  Plus 10.
  • The other, even more, intimate moment.  Plus 10.
  • "I mean, I don't like hate the guy.  I just see him as kind of a prick."  Plus 20.
  • That naked strut with the dumbbells.  Plus 10.
  • On the winning team in the first challenge.  Plus 10.
  • When Trump asked him how many divorces in the country, he mentioned how many he's had instead.  That ego.  Minus 10.
  • Decided to split the winnings of the fundraiser challenge.  Plus 10.
  • Managed the winning team in the second challenge.  Plus 25.
  • Got $294,780 for his charity.  Plus 294.
  • This week's total: 379.
  • Cumulative total: 619.


Ion -- Actor/sensitive about his name

  • Wants to buy his wife Cosmopolitan magazine so that he could be happier in his marriage.  Way too much information dude.  Minus 25.
  • On the winning team in the first challenge.  Plus 10.
  • His endless droning on during his "motivational" speech.  Minus 10.
  • "He feels like he's the big cock of the roost."  Plus 20.
  • Decided to split the winnings of the fundraiser challenge.  Plus 10.
  • Managed the losing team in the second challenge.  Minus 25.
  • Got $292,547 for his charity.  Plus 292.
  • This week's total: 272.
  • Cumulative total: 252.


Vivica -- Actress

  • On the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 10.
  • On the winning team in the second challenge.  Plus 10.
  • This week's total: 0.
  • Cumulative total: 75.


Kate -- Television personality

  • On the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 10.
  • Was picked to go to the boardroom.  Minus 20.
  • On the winning team in the second challenge.  Plus 10.
  • This week's total: -20.
  • Cumulative total: 45.


Lorenzo -- Actor

  • On the winning team in the first challenge.  Plus 10.
  • On the winning team in the second challenge.  Plus 10.
  • This week's total: 20.
  • Cumulative total: 25.


Johnny -- Former baseball player

  • His facial reactions to Geraldo hugging and caressing him.  Plus 10.
  • Managed the winning team in the first challenge.  Plus 25.
  • Got $20,000 for his charity.  Plus 20.
  • On the losing team in the second challenge.  Minus 10.
  • Was picked to go to the boardroom.  Minus 20.
  • This week's total: 25.
  • Cumulative total: 15.


Shawn -- Olympian/gymnast

  • On the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 10.
  • On the winning team in the second challenge.  Plus 10.
  • This week's total: 0.
  • Cumulative total: 10.


Brandi -- Reality star

  • On how to get the Kenya Moore booty: "You just buy it."  Followed by maniacal laugh.  Plus 10.
  • One of the two booty war combatants.  Minus 10.
  • On the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 10.
  • That panic attack.  Minus 20.
  • On the losing team in the second challenge.  Minus 10.
  • This week's total: -40.
  • Cumulative total: 5.


Sig -- Captain

  • On the winning team in the first challenge.  Plus 10.
  • Wrestled woman off the street into the wedding dress store.  Minus 5.
  • On the winning team in the second challenge.  Plus 10.
  • This week's total: 15.
  • Cumulative total: 5.


Leeza -- Journalist

  • On the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 10.
  • On the losing team in the second challenge.  Minus 10.
  • This week's total: -20.
  • Cumulative total: 0.


Kenya -- Miss USA/reality star

  • Getting up and walking away from the meeting because she didn't get picked to model.  Minus 10.
  • "Bitch is dumb as rocks."  Plus 5.
  • One of the two booty war combatants.  Minus 10.
  • "She's so used to being naked, what is the problem."  Plus 5.
  • "I think I'm the star."  Minus 20.
  • On the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 10.
  • Was picked to go to the boardroom.  Minus 20.
  • "I don't consider anything she says."  Plus 20.
  • On the losing team in the second challenge.  Minus 10.
  • This week's total: -50.
  • Cumulative total: -40.


Jamie -- Olympian/snowboarder

  • Her charity protects winter.  Plus 25.
  • Managed the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 25.
  • Was fired.  Minus 250.
  • This week's total: -200.
  • Cumulative total: -215.


Terrell -- Former football player

  • On the winning team in the first challenge.  Plus 10.
  • Feels up Kenya's booty.  Zero.
  • On the losing team in the second challenge.  Minus 10.
  • Was picked to go to the boardroom.  Minus 20.
  • Was fired.  Minus 250.
  • This week's total: -270.
  • Cumulative total: -295.



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