The Apprentice Power Rankings: Geraldo Kills a Jonas Brother

The Apprentice Kevin Jonas

Geraldo keeps storming through the competition, but on the flip side he's also been picked to head to the boardroom in every single one of his team's losses.  The women's team won both challenges knocking most of the guys to the bottom of the rankings.  Vivica and Kate managed to get some money for their charities and Vivica especially brought the sass.  Straight from the laboratories of Stocking Blue, here is our weekly look at the happenings of the previous episode and our highly scientific power ranking of The Celebrity Apprentice contestants.

Geraldo -- Talk show host/egomaniac

  • Compares himself to Mount Rushmore.  Minus 50.
  • "Neat.  Sweet."  Plus 10.
  • That phone call during the meeting with the Neat executives.  Plus 20.
  • "Obviously Lorenzo, Kevin, and Ian have conspired against me."  Plus 20.
  • On the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 10.
  • Was picked to go to the boardroom.  Minus 20.
  • Doesn't like when people point their fingers at him.  Minus 10.
  • On the losing team in the second challenge.  Minus 10.
  • This week's total: -50.
  • Cumulative total: 240.


Vivica -- Actress

  • On the winning team in the first challenge.  Plus 10.
  • Managed the winning team in the second challenge.  Plus 25.
  • "She got her damn period.  Mm hmm."  Plus 20.
  • Got $50,000 for her charity.  Plus 50.
  • This week's total: 105.
  • Cumulative total: 75.


Kate -- Television personality

  • Way too sensitive about being described as lazy.  Minus 10.
  • Her complete lack of computer literacy.  Minus 10.
  • Interrupts Leeza and Brandi from working so she could bring them lunch so that they "don't die."  Plus 20.
  • "Your panic level is very panicky."  Plus 20.
  • Managed the winning team in the first challenge.  Plus 25.
  • Got $40,000 for her charity.  Plus 40.
  • Spent six hours shopping.  Minus 10.
  • On the winning team in the second challenge.  Plus 10.
  • This week's total: 85.
  • Cumulative total: 65.


Brandi -- Reality star

  • She and Leeza stepped up and did most of the work on the Neat project.  Plus 10.
  • On the winning team in the first challenge.  Plus 10.
  • On the winning team in the second challenge.  Plus 10.
  • This week's total: 30.
  • Cumulative total: 45.


Leeza -- Journalist

  • She and Brandi stepped up and did most of the work on the Neat project.  Plus 10.
  • On the winning team in the first challenge.  Plus 10.
  • On the winning team in the second challenge.  Plus 10.
  • This week's total: 30.
  • Cumulative total: 20.


Shawn -- Olympian/gymnast

  • On the winning team in the first challenge.  Plus 10.
  • "I have no brain."  Plus 10.
  • Spent six hours shopping.  Minus 10.
  • This week's total: 10.
  • Cumulative total: 10.


Kenya -- Miss USA/reality star

  • On the winning team in the first challenge.  Plus 10.
  • "You're not dressed appropriately."  Minus 10.
  • On the winning team in the second challenge.  Plus 10.
  • This week's total: 10.
  • Cumulative total: 10.


Lorenzo -- Actor

  • Has never seen anyone act with a more "egotistical manner" than how Geraldo did.  Plus 5.
  • On the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 10.
  • On the losing team in the second challenge.  Minus 10.
  • This week's total: -15.
  • Cumulative total: 5.


Johnny -- Former baseball player

  • On the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 10.
  • On the losing team in the second challenge.  Minus 10.
  • This week's total: -20.
  • Cumulative total: -10.


Sig -- Captain

  • His laughing fit while sitting behind Geraldo.  Plus 10.
  • On the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 10.
  • On the losing team in the second challenge.  Minus 10.
  • This week's total: -10.
  • Cumulative total: -10.


Jamie -- Olympian/snowboarder

  • On the winning team in the first challenge.  Plus 10.
  • Offended by apologies.  Minus 20.
  • "Haven't you seen like, Oprah?"  Minus 10.
  • On the winning team in the second challenge.  Plus 10.
  • This week's total: -10.
  • Cumulative total: -15.


Ion -- Actor/sensitive about his name

  • On the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 10.
  • Was picked to go to the boardroom.  Minus 20.
  • "This isn't the Geraldo show."  Plus 20.
  • "Steamazing."  Minus 10.
  • On the losing team in the second challenge.  Minus 10.
  • This week's total: -30.
  • Cumulative total: -20.


Terrell -- Former football player

  • On the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 10.
  • Managed the losing team in the second challenge.  Minus 25.
  • This week's total: -35.
  • Cumulative total: -25.


Gilbert -- Comedian

  • To Trump: "Thank you mein fuhrer."  Plus 25.
  • On the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 10.
  • "Can you show me the black handshake?"  Plus 10.
  • "I'm in the hood."  Minus 20.
  • That completely inappropriate routine while everyone was eating dinner.  Minus 20.
  • On the losing team in the second challenge.  Minus 10.
  • Was fired.  Minus 250.
  • This week's total: -275.
  • Cumulative total: -235.


Kevin -- Musician

  • Kept Geraldo out of his van.  Plus 25.
  • Managed the losing team in the first challenge.  Minus 25.
  • Bringing Geraldo and Ion to the boardroom backfired.  Minus 20.
  • Was fired.  Minus 250.
  • This week's total: -270.
  • Cumulative total: -290.



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