The Apprentice Power Rankings: The Geraldo Show

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Geraldo may have won the first challenge, and raised a whole lot of money, but he better be careful as Donald has an even bigger ego than he does.  And that can only mean one thing: Gerlado is in trouble.  Will he make it through the season unscathed?  Straight from the laboratories of Stocking Blue, here is our weekly look at the happenings of the previous episode and our highly scientific power ranking of The Celebrity Apprentice contestants.

Geraldo -- Talk show host

  • "Bang Bang, vortex."  Plus 5.
  • "Let's have another meeting."  Minus 20.
  • "Go supervise the balloons."  Minus 10.
  • "We are a cross-section of American manhood."  Plus 10.
  • Managed the winning team.  Plus 25.
  • Got $280,000 for his charity.  Plus 280.
  • This week's total: 290.
  • Cumulative total: 290.


Gilbert -- Comedian

  • To Kevin after Geraldo told him that his daughter wanted to marry Kevin: "If I may say, I wanted to marry you too."  Plus 10.
  • "Basically, the pies looked like Geraldo on acid."  Plus 10.
  • "I gotta give coffee to these degenerates out here."  Plus 10.
  • On the winning team.  Plus 10.
  • This week's total: 40.
  • Cumulative total: 40.


Lorenzo -- Actor

  • "Why don't we just call this team 'Geraldo?'" Plus 20.
  • Only raised $100.  Minus 10.
  • On the winning team.  Plus 10.
  • This week's total: 20.
  • Cumulative total: 20.


Brandi -- Reality star

  • On Trojan Horse as the team name: "Condoms."  Plus 10.
  • That pie fight with Kenya.  Plus 20.
  • "I do not like to be sticky, unless it's with a super hot guy, and then, it's okay."  Minus 5.
  • On the losing team.  Minus 10.
  • This week's total: 15.
  • Cumulative total: 15.


Johnny -- Former baseball player

  • On the winning team.  Plus 10.
  • This week's total: 10.
  • Cumulative total: 10.


Ian -- Actor

  • On the winning team.  Plus 10.
  • This week's total: 10.
  • Cumulative total: 10.


Terrell -- Former football player

  • On the winning team.  Plus 10.
  • This week's total: 10.
  • Cumulative total: 10.


Sig -- Captain

  • Burned the pie crusts.  Minus 10.
  • On the winning team.  Plus 10.
  • This week's total: 0.
  • Cumulative total: 0.


Shawn -- Olympian/gymnast

  • Realistic about her team's chances.  Plus 10.
  • On the losing team.  Minus 10.
  • This week's total: 0.
  • Cumulative total: 0.


Kenya -- Miss USA/reality star

  • "This is what I do people, I create hit catchphrases."  Plus 10.
  • Obsessed with Keshia calling Bill Cosby.  Minus 20.
  • That pie fight with Brandi.  Plus 20.
  • On the losing team.  Minus 10.
  • This week's total: 0.
  • Cumulative total: 0.


Jamie -- Olympian/snowboarder

  • Was responsible for the winning pie.  Plus 25.
  • On the losing team.  Minus 10.
  • Was picked to go to the boardroom.  Minus 20.
  • This week's total: -5.
  • Cumulative total: -5.


Leeza -- Journalist

  • On the losing team.  Minus 10.
  • This week's total: -10.
  • Cumulative total: -10.


Kevin -- Musician

  • "My social media followers will do whatever I tell them to do."  Minus 10.
  • His obsession with Geraldo.  Minus 20.
  • On the winning team.  Plus 10.
  • This week's total: -20.
  • Cumulative total: -20.


Kate -- Television personality

  • "Hashtags and other such random things."  Plus 10.
  • On the losing team.  Minus 10.
  • Was picked to go to the boardroom.  Minus 20.
  • This week's total: -20.
  • Cumulative total: -20.


Vivica -- Actress

  • Is a fan of Piers Morgan.  Minus 20.
  • On the losing team.  Minus 10.
  • This week's total: -30.
  • Cumulative total: -30.


Keshia -- Actress/Cosby kid

  • On picking a name: "What about 'Trojan Horse?'" Plus 10.
  • Managed the losing team.  Minus 25.
  • Got $25,000 for her charity.  Plus 25.
  • Was fired.  Minus 250.
  • This week's total: -240.
  • Cumulative total: -240.



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